It’s not the highlight of my career, but it did happen. All I wanted was a story, but when there’s a girl and umbrella involved, maybe it’s for the best to just stay away. I’ve learnt my lesson, and have a can of pepper spray in my bag, along with studying some Harry Potter spells for defence to throw anyone off guard.
Considering how cheap the principal is, and the excuse of ‘budget cuts’ is still going strong, most of the equipment is mine. But, there’s the odd thing here and there that belong to the school or other members of the select AV club.
There’s a rumour the new blonde couple think the end of the world is near, but besides that, they’ve remained a little too quiet.
I was close to having a restraining order written for me, if that even comes close..
The whole point of stalking is the element of surprise… but, I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’ve never stalkedsomeone at all.
My parents know that I’m a heterosexual, tough man with a take no prisoner attitude and the best technology in all of Ohio, if that’s what you mean.
I’ve yet to had a woman tie me down, and I don’t really plan to anytime soon. For now, I’m waiting until someone can truly appreciate how amazing I am, without knowing about my contributions to the world.
I cut it because it made me look handsome, so there’s no truth to these allegations whatsoever.
Uh, robots, for sure. Dinosaurs are old news. Like… thousands of years ago, old.
I cut the ‘fro, so it’s not really ‘clown’ hair anymore. But, no, I wouldn’t do that to it. I like it being the way it is now.